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A guy finds a magic lamp and…

July 4, 2011

A guy finds a magic lamp and takes it home. When he gets home he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out:

Genie: I will grant you one wish. You can have anything you want. You can have the wealth of kings, the women of a rock n’ roll star or the power of a dictator.

Man: I am a simple family man. I have the love of a family and that is all the wealth I need. I do not need other women as my wife is plenty. And, I would never want to be a dictator as my wife and I share the power in our household. My only wish is that our baby will stop crying.

Genie: I said I would grant you a wish, not a miracle.

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