I go back to work so my wife takes over the night feedings, what could go wrong…
Yesterday I was extremely tired and my wife offered to do something very nice, she offered to take care of all the night feedings so I could get a full night of rest before my first day back at work. I woke up refreshed this morning. I walked out to our living room and greeted my wife who was sitting on the couch with our baby.
ME: How did it go last night with Zachary?
WIFE: He pooped and peed on me.
ME: Did he sleep much?
WIFE: maybe an hour.
ME: Do you want to go back to our old system where we switch off?
Also, somehow when I woke up in the morning poop was all over our baby’s laundry basket.