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Somehow taking care of baby has resulted in me speaking to my wife like she is a moron

August 3, 2011

My wife is extremely bright. She is much smarter than me. When we listen to her things usually work out and when we listen to me we end up in the middle of the east village trying to hunt down Vietnamese sandwiches.  For some reason, however, when it comes to our baby I keep speaking to her like she has no idea how to care for a baby. It is because I am so worried about our son but I always seem to say things that are beyond obvious to her. Some examples:

“Don’t forget to support his head when you hold him”

“Make sure to keep him upright while feeding him”

“If you are going to have him lay on his stomach while he is sleeping on you make sure his face is not covered and he can breathe”

“When taking him out of the bathtub be careful because he is slippery when wet”

“Try to keep his wee-wee covered while changing him or he will pee on you”

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