Please do not think we are bad parents but here is an actual conversation we had this morning about our baby
We had some trouble getting our little Zachary to sleep last night but we both woke up pretty refreshed this morning.
WIFEY: That was a pretty good night, he did not wake up once.
ME: He woke crying at around 1AM.
WIFEY: Really? I don’t remember that.
ME: Yeah, he started crying and we both woke up. I turned to you and said “oh, sh%^t”. Didn’t you go get him?
WIFEY: No, I don’t even remember that. Didn’t you go get him?
ME: Nope. Well, I am glad that worked itself out.
Our baby tends to cry in his sleep at times so I guess this is what happened. I don’t think we actually did cry it out because I am pretty sure if he kept crying one of us would have gotten him. He was perfectly fine and cheerful (after eating) this morning so I guess all is well.