My baby now makes lots of noise
This happened the other day:
ME: (Just getting home from work, I hear our baby making a squeaking sound). Wow, that is new. It almost sounds like he is choking but I am pretty sure he is fine.
WIFEY: Yep, he has been doing that non-stop, all day.
ME: Does that get annoying?
WIFEY: Kill me.
…okay, she may not have said quite that.