BabyCenter provides some odd tips
I really think BabyCenter is a fantastic website for everything baby. They have great articles and wonderful message boards where parents discuss every possible issue you have ever had with your baby. They have a weekly e-mail you can sign up for to follow your child’s development and I enjoy reading the e-mails every week. Recently a couple of things mentioned in the e-mails have caught my eye.
One recent e-mail linked to an article discussing brushing your baby’s teeth which is very appropriate for us as Baby Zachary has started teething and we should be seeing teeth emerge sometime soon. What I found odd/amusing was this last paragraph:
To prevent problems, keep toothpaste out of your child’s reach, and use only a half-pea-sized drop when brushing. Encourage your child to spit out the toothpaste rather than swallow it — a concept that’s hard for very young children to understand.
Getting Baby Zachary to spit out toothpaste (or even understand the concept of spitting) would probably be the equivalent to teaching him advanced Calculus in terms of difficulty. And, if I am going to teach him to spit out why not also teach him other advanced and helpful concepts like how to change himself too. I would actually settle for teaching him the concept of not peeing on Daddy. Hopefully, by the time I actually need to use toothpaste with Zachary he will be a little more advanced than he is now.
Another recent BabyCenter e-mail linked to articles about baby coughing and baby constipation. You would be amazed at how interesting these articles are to a new parent. I actually saw the link to the discussion on constipation and thought, “Nice, I have to read this now. Those people at BabyCenter must be mind readers.”
Both the article on coughing and on constipation were helpful (and Zachary is totally fine) but I found one point in the articles particularly odd. In the coughing article it mentions that you should call your doctor if there are, “little streaks of blood in the mucus he coughs up.” In the constipation article it mentions that if you see blood in your baby’s stool you should let your doctor know. Now, I don’t find these points to be odd because of the advice as you should contact your doctor if your baby coughs or poops blood. What I find odd is the fact that BabyCenter even feels the need to alert you that seeing blood = calling the doctor. How unbelievable shitty of a parent do you have to be to see blood coming out of one or more of your baby’s orifices and not call the doctor? Why don’t they throw in some more rather obvious tips like, “If while rolling over your baby’s head falls off you should dial 911 immediately,” or “If your infant starts chanting prayers in ancient Mayan you should call a priest and/or exorcist immediately.”