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My New Year’s Resolutions

January 3, 2012

Dear 2012,

It is going to be a big year for me. I am six months old and all I have known so far is good ole’ 2011. People keep telling me that 2012 is going to mean new, exciting things.   I don’t know what is going to happen but I have made some New Year’s resolutions:

I resolve to:

  1. Start hitting the Baby Gym more…especially since the beach and baby pool season is only getting closer.
  2. Learn to drink from a sippy cup….a complex task.
  3. Learn to drink from a straw…an even more complex task.
  4. Learn to crawl…I got places to go.
  5. Learn to walk…I got people to see.
  6. Learn to run…I got a need for speed.
  7. Say actual words…likely my first word will be “Mommy” or “Mets”.
  8. Start eating real solids, not just the baby mush…and to turn every meal into a food fight with my parents.
  9. Start sleeping through the night consistently…and, just as realistic, solve the Israeli-Palestine conflict.
  10. Learn how to actually use all the cool, new toys people keep getting me…and by “use” the new toys I mean put them in my mouth.

And, of course spend, I will spend the new year driving my parents nuts but that is less a resolution, and more an inevitable fact. Bring it on 2012.

Sincerely,

Baby Zachary and the Crazy Hair (if my baby boy ever has a band, that will be the name of the band)

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