Covered in Poop and Throw-up is not a good way to celebrate your 7th month birthday
Baby Zachary, how about you wait until you are in college for the next time you celebrate a birthday by covering yourself in poop and throw up. Zachary turned 7 months old on Saturday and was perfectly happy until mid-afternoon when his stomach went kablooey. He threw up 4 times and took a poop so massive that our only recourse was to immediately bath him. It was definitely a scary day as it would have been nice if he could have just told us, “hey, I threw up but feeling okay. No need to freak out as I was just reacting to the thought of that Kardashian show Mommy watches” We introduced him to pedialyte which was about the only thing he could keep down. It was a crazy day but by Sunday morning he was back to his old happy self. Zachary, please don’t scare us like that anymore.