Baby Zachary hangin’ with his Valentine
ME: Zachary, who is your Valentine?
BABY ZACHARY: The one I love the most, my toy train.
BABY ZACHARY: Oops, I meant Mommy is my Valentine.
ME: That’s better.
BABY ZACHARY: I think I made a smelly.
ME: Hey Wifey! I think Zachary wants to give you something for Valentine’s Day.