Bedroom = Bathroom??????????????????
BABY ZACHARY: Daddy, can I ask you something?
ME: Sure, son.
BABY ZACHARY: Well you know how my changing table is right across from my crib?
ME: Yes, of course.
BABY ZACHARY: And, you know how after you change me you immediately discard my diaper in the garbage you call the diaper genie?
BABY ZACHARY: I find it a little strange that you leave my dirty diapers in my room.
ME: But, they are in the diaper genie.
BABY ZACHARY: Right, whatever you call it. Don’t you think it is a little odd that you have your most precious baby son sleeping in the same room as dirty diapers?
ME: Well, when you put it that way it does sound a bit odd.
BABY ZACHARY: So, no more dirty diapers in my room?
ME: I think we are just going to keep the system we have.
BABY ZACHARY: Are you sure your following me with the whole poop remaining in the room that I sleep thing?
ME: Yep, I got it. Good thing thing the diaper genie makes this all possible.
BABY ZACHARY: DADDDDD!!!! ERGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!