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How I use my son to play mean tricks on Wifey

February 1, 2013

zach with teddy

ME: Hey Zachary, Mommy wants Teddy.

ZACHARY: (rushes over to Mommy and hands her teddy)

WIFEY: um, thanks Zachary.

ME: Zachary, Mommy wants Winnie the Poo

ZACHARY: (rushes over to Mommy and hands her Winnie the Poo)

WIFEY: um, thanks.

ME: Zachary, can you give Mickey Mouse to Mommy?

ZACHARY:  (rushes over to Mommy with Mickey Mouse stuffed animal).

WIFEY: You know Zachary, you really don’t need to keep giving these stuffed animals to me.

ME: Zachary, Mommy wants Zebra.

ZACHARY: (rushes over to hand Mommy the Zebra stuffed animal).

WIFEY: Thanks,  but…

ME: Zachary, Mommy wants Little Monkey.

ZACHARY: (rushes to hand Mommy his Little Monkey stuffed animal).

WIFEY: Why don’t you give some of these back to Daddy?

ME: Zachay, Mommy wants Little Teddy.

ZACHARY: (rushes to hand Mommy his Little Teddy stuffed animal).

WIFEY: (starting to be covered in stuffed animals) enough already…

ME: Zachary, Mommy wants Polar Bear.

ZACHARY:  (rushes to hand Mommy his Polar Bear stuffed animal).

WIFEY: urghhhhhh…

ME: Zachary, Mommy really wants Elmo.

ZACHARY: (rushes to hand Mommy his Elmo).

WIFEY: Are you done yet?

ME: Zachary, Mommy really wants Hippo.

ZACHARY: (Zachay rushes to hand Mommy his Hippo stuffed animal)

WIFEY: (now covered in Zachary’s stuffed animals). Can we stop now?

ME: As soon as Zachary gets bored. Zachary, Mommy wants your toy shark.

WIFEY: urghhhhhh……….

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