Zachary mastered some new skills over the weekend and boy am I sarcastically excited
ZACHARY: Hey Daddy, guess what? I can now get my shirt over my head all by myself!!!
ME: Great, son…
ZACHARY: Hey, and remember how I used to open the dishwasher?
ZACHARY: And, remember how you started locking the dishwasher but I figured out how to unlock it?
ME: Yeah, that was super exciting.
ZACHARY: Well now, I can actually turn on and run the dishwasher.
ME: I noticed.
ZACHARY: Isn’t that helpful that I can run the dishwasher myself.
ME: Not really helpful at all actually.
ZACHARY: And, I figured out how to turn the TV on myself and figured out how to climb on top of the dinning room table.
ME: I am really overjoyed by all this.