A Crazy Midget’s Guide to T-Ball
Since the moment we found out we were having a boy, I have dreamed of the day when I would play t-ball with my son. While I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, it did not go quite as planned. Here are the rules to t-ball according to Zachary:
Rule #1: Zachary already knows how to swing the bat. Any attempt to show him the proper way to swing or that he should use two hands will result in a freak out.
Rule #2: Only Zachary gets to place the ball on the tee. Any attempt to place the ball on the tee for him will result in a freak out.
Rule #3: Sometimes Zachary will hit the ball with the bat and sometimes he will just knock it off with his hand. He is always right, never try to correct him.
Rule #4: Never ever hit the ball off the tee yourself in an attempt to show Zachary the proper method for hitting.
Don’t misunderstand as t-ball was still a good time. Zachary just has a bit of an independent streak that adds a new element to teaching him anything including t-ball.